February 2012
I can’t sleeeeeep this is ridiculous. H8 it.
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Me: My thumb scar hurts.
Molly: It means your soulmate is in pain.
Me: What?
Molly: I don't know. I'm just making crap up.
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Made friends with two of my interviewers! I think it went well. I’m so pumped.
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I wanna go to Bryan SO BADLY stressing out hardcore. the IRS better better better pleeeeeeeeeeeeease get that transcript to me by Monday :( I am so stressed. I need this financial aid money. I WANT TO GO TO THERE
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Great is Thy faithfulness…morning by morning new mercies I see…
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I wonder if people ever watch these reports on obesity and think, “hey, that’s an awkward close up of my butt…”?
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Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
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buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
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greatlake replied to your photo: Is this semi-formal? Is it okay for a banquet? Too…
Better to be over dressed then under dressed. Very cute.
Thanks! You’re absolutely right, I would hate to be THAT girl who came completely under dressed. Nightmare status. ahhh
crunchytacosalad replied to your photo: Is this semi-formal? Is it okay for a banquet? Too…
Too dressy. Go naked.
said the lesbian
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